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Thursday, August 13, 2009
Well its time for another CRAZY update. Today we have some quotes from a debate on the nature of angels, and a wonderful video telling us how evolution was all just made up. (Strangly though they do say the earth is millions of years old.)
Our quote for the day comes from a young man on youtube talking about angels:
"They were all reptilians in disguise. All ancient books were authored by the reptilians. We are in their prison and they use and abuse us and force us to reincarnate. All ancient history is a lie. Satan/Lucifer is reptilian. The God Yahweh is a reptilian creation. Our planet is a prison, filled with bullshit to keep us confused."
...Shine one you crazy diamond!
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Next is this long video of how Darwin made up evolution like a comic book. Silly Darwin, GOD beat you too it! (PS... Watching only video 1 of the series is all you need. All the others are just fossils and dramatic music, and the whole thing hinges on the fact that some fossilized animals still exist so evolution is busted)Here are some of the wonderful points to teach you children:
1.) Darwin just "Conjured up" Evolution in his own imagination from guesswork and assumptions. If only Darwin had known about the Scientific Method like Moses or David.2.) Atheist Materialists hated GOD so they jumped on the theory of evolution so as to disprove creation. DUH
3.) Apparently every scientific study PROVES creation and shows no evidence for evolution. Wow... what are those biologists, paleontologists, and others DOING all day? Reading comics I bet.
4.) Ancient fish look like modern fish... BOOYAH! NO EVOLUTION.
5.)Dramatic music and footage of animals = SCIENCE!
6.) Some fossils are only a few hundred years old.
7.) Just because a fossilized animal is not extinct now, therefor no evolution ever happened. What? You say the animal just found a successful niche in nature lasting millions of years? Nope...
8.) God made trilobites millions of years ago... for... some reason. He works in mysterious ways ok.
9.) 99% of all fossils have been found and NO half fish half leopards... NOW WHAT DARWIN!?